me: wow she has a nice butt
me: i wish i had her butt
me: oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think i am a lesbian
me: if anyone can hear this i like dicks
me:
everyone:
me: phew

Do You Hear The People Sing?, from Les Misérables
(Source: alwaysanoriginal, via each-sweet-and-stuttered-breath)